.:Sleva's Journal:.

Oh my cornered banana O_O ! I might have forgotten to infrom u guys 'bout thiz... but I won the art competition together with twi friends, and we're going to the regional competition... If we win there we'll head for the national one D:

That's juzt so pawning D:
I won last year too, and came out fifth in the regional...





But...
I'm kinda bored now, so you know what that means

This time:
LEt's see how maneh socks I can fit on me legs at once...
1... 2... 3 <.< omigosh! I'm starting to sweat
4 and 5... 6
7, 9, 10 ....... 12 D: that's alot... My leg iz starting to get purple
13... 14 and... ._. 14

Omigosh! CALL AN AMBULANSE! MY FOOT IZ DYING






._. not the best idea I've had... that goes right into the to do list





Then let's work some more on that boredom list now shall we???


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.:100 things NOT to do when you're bored:.
<- LOOKIT! That nose is of the same shape as your head!

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1. Write a new journal on DA with any titles that include the word "BORED"
2. Telling others that you're bored
3. Playing chess for the "amusement of it"
4. Helping out in the house
5. Saying that you aren't bored at all!
6. Writing a text where the symbols !"#¤%&/()=?` is used in that exact order
7. Pressing the "SHIFT"-button five times just to read the pop-up message
8. Writing your name 100 times on a paper
9. Eating tomato soup upside-down
10. Eating tomato soup normally
11. Eating tomato soup "under cover"
12. Anything "Under cover"
13. Go over to a friend, knock on the door and ask "What's up?" and then leave. ( Your friend has to open the door first of course, or else it will just look stupid...)
14. Look stupid
15. Helping out in the house <.< didn't I just say that? Anyway!
16. HELPING OUT IN THE HOUSE
17. Try to state a sentance using CAPITAL letters and bold
19. Eating fast food though you're not hungry.
20. *bleep*
21. Write *bleep* for the amusement of it... *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*
22. Writing anything at all
23. Playing a video game because "you've got nothing better to do"
24 Not saying anything at all
25. Threaten your family with suicide.
*bleep*. ~Stated above~
26. Writing a message on any web page using more than 50 smileys.
27. Sorry. I meant 5 <.<
28. ---~CENSORSHIP~---
29. ._. using the word "censor" frequently.
30. Logging on to Neoseeker.com
31. Writing in any WEB forum
32. Starting "Popcorn" stories for other bored people.
33. They won't get it anyway.
34. Eating snack and watching soap series on the telly.
35. ZAP around on the telly at the middle of the day. EVERY one knows that there's nothing amusing on the telly at the middle of the day.
36. Waking up in the middle of the night cuz' you're bored.
37. saying: "SLEEPING IZ SO BORING!"
38. Going out of the house to get some "fresh air". Everyone knows there is none.
39. Sitting up in the middle of the night and write a 39 point long journal of what you shouldn't do when you're bored.
40. Anything boring... <.< duuuh!
41. Getting more bored.
42. Doing something out of boredom.
43. Helping out in the house.
44. Pretend to be sick in the weekend.
45. Going over to a friend to borrow some orange juice... <.< DON'T EVER borrow orange juice.
46. Write an entire journal entry out of boredom.
47. putting in every 2nd message
48. Draw stupid CHIBITS
49. Design your own emoticon
50. *Any of the above statements*

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51 . D: send a text message to all of your friends telling them that you're bored...
52. If you do number 51 this is just a warning V down thar
53. You're friends will most likely don't care
54. Omigosh! D: I just wasted three points... won't happen again, I asure you ._.
55. Just don't feel like having any great ideas right now thats all...
56. ._. don't lookit me like that
57. >.< I do know what you're thinking you know... You're thinking:
58. "SLEVA!!! GET ON WITH IT!!!!
59. Okay okay... hold your pants... or skirts... or whatever you're wearing
60. ^ hay! That one should be in the list bellow! Omigosh! Ideas just come and go around here
61. ._. I shall stop kidding now! I promise...
62. Write down silly things in a silly list where silly things should be but those silly things are just to silly to be displayed here.
63. Poke your comrades as your singing the pokémon theme song... If you say their name instead of "-mon" aswell you should better be prepared for a big juicy fist up your nose. (personal experience)
64. Singing pokemon songs in any kind of sense. such criminal behaviour should not be exersized.
65. Pokémons are evil beings that move into peoples heads and sets up tents and camp fires. You might never know when a solar beam just might flash out of your ear...
66. Make artworks including the word "cheese"... cheese is copyright protected to cows and should not be used in connection to tree/wood, as paper is copyrighted to the washing lady in the cottage.
67. Be amused by the number 66 because it's "almost 666"... HELLO! it's almost 67 or 65. There's like a difference of 600 or something between 66 and 666.
68. Behave around apples... <.< they do not need such respect.
69. Eat the TV... should not be done in any case... It's kinda dangerous...
70. Complain about others prenounciation of the word PRENOUNCIATION, it's just as easy to say it wrong as it is to spell it.
71. Read complicated english that doesn't make any sense
72. Read complicated things in any language that doesn't make sense... (it doesn't make sense you see)
73. Eat a carrot at the same time as you're asking what's going on... that's (c)'d to Warner Bros .inc.
74. ._. I'm just out of ideas at the moment... I'll probably figure out something before you get down to number 80.
75. NO! I am not planning to drag out the numbers by putting silly things like this in them.
76. I know what you're thinking... "hmm... I can simply just jump down to number 80 nao... "
77. Well that won't work meh good sir cuz Sleva Boy'z got a cunning plan.
78. :3 you won't figure it out if you jump down to number 80...
79. Wanna know what it iz? Yes?/ No?
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81. The plan was to remove numbah 80...!
82. I amuse my self sometimes...
83. <.< amuze your self
84. -read everlong lists written in bad englidh by a retarded pineapple.
85. Draw a straight line on a paper and call it "art"
86. <.< say that 86 is almost the same as 666... >.< well, it is closer... look at number 65, 66 and 67 for further information
87. Tell jokes that no one but you understand...
88. Like: What is the similiarity of a Chicken?
89. ._. you didn't quite get that did you...
90. Well... the similiarity of a chicken is that both of the legs are of the same length... especially the left.
91. You didn't even bother to laug now did you...
92. LAUGH!!! There's nothing amusing about being bored
93. Look like you're content... <.< boredom is NOT stimulating...
94. Read a math book
95. Read any shcool related book.
96. say: "D: that dar number is almost 666!!!" IT IZ NOT!!!!
97. Listen to your own problems... you'll only get depressed... It is innevitable
98,. Try to spell innveitable or whatever
99. <.< Max out a WO character to level 99 and give him/her flash!
100. Bother to understand number 99... or any other point of this list at all.

Well... that much for todays entertainment...


No wait!
Thar is more. It iz violating YOU!!! That dar! ->
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Well... let's get on with the next list now shall we.

.:100 things to "do" when you're bored:.
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Let me try that in French...
Cent thing-ummies la fraire when toi est... uhm... borrowed
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1. Draw something
2. Draw anything
3. Visit a friend
4. Sleep on shcool
5. Sleep at home
6. SLEEP ANYWHERE
7. Make funny noices <.< (funny noices ain't funny you see)
8. EATING PORRIDGE
9. Try doing something boring
10. Do something that you shouldn't do when you're bored.
11. Writings STRANGE shootin' English YUS :B
12. Write a journal entry where you share with others how bored you are ((crashess with list above ._.))
13. *bleep* something.
14. Click on random links -> [link] <-
15. Google your own name.
16. Typing down a 1000 word long list of things you HATE
17. Typing down a 500 word long list with things you LOVE
18. Eat through a straw
19. Re-do a classic story.
20. Hide your gramma errors with other gramma errors.
21. Call your friend and ask what he/she is doing.
22. Overflood people with LOL. It's deadly annoying.
21. Laying pressure on every single word in a sentance.
22. Annoy some people.
23. Annoy some more.
24. Think about what you've done.
25. Annoy your best buddeh.
26. Answer peoples ever long journals without reading them.
27. READ PEOPLES JOURNALS . (they might give you a present).
28. Show that you've read all these stated points all the way down to 28. By putting "LOL" in your message.
29. Help out in the house <.< A change of faith people, my mum told me to do that . (don't listen to your mum)
30. Draw your own Neopet, Pokemon, Digimmon, Lilo & Stitch experiment, Spyro the dragon character or any other fan-art-make-able fan series character.
*bleep*. Bleep #31
32. Cry along with pathetic people
33. Tell someone they're fat, but you don't mind. (don't do. You can if you want to do #32 aswell)
34. Writing action typos *BURRITOES*
35. Lick someones toes
37. Forget #36.
36. Show people that you can count to 116
38. 1, 2, 3... POOF!
39. Borrow some orange juice.
40. Kiss Spyro
41. whatever *rolleyes*
42. Cheer up other peopke by putting tomatoes in their mail boxes.
43. Re-make the text of an old song.
44. You say Tomato, I say "Fuck you"! (( Do #43. ))
45. Wear a T-shirt with a message on american tellevision saying "CENSOR ME PLEASE".
46. Wearing any T-shirt with a message on American telleh.
47. SPAM!!!
48. Telling other not to Spam
49. Write a 50 point long list where you state why you shouldn't read an entire list out of boredom
50. Read this list.

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I feel better all ready. *rips of clothes*

I SUPPORT RANDOM NUDITY <.< hey! It'z okay! I'm an artist

51. Feel better

52. Just ignore number 51... it is not a part of this section, and should actually be moved to the "what you shouldn't do" section...
53. Pick up the phone, say hello and give it to someone else... it doesn't matter if there's someone on the other side of the line... this is just for fun.
54. Brush your teeth... <.< you've got nofin better to do
55. Start to count downwards... it's deadly annoying... but also deadly amusing. Works best if you're really tired and thinks everything's funny ._.
54. Change your mind... ALOT!
53. Count normally...
56. Chase someone with a chain saw or a spoon...
57. Hit your mother with a shovel... it leaves a dull impresion on her mind
58. Start growing an Orange farm on top of your head... (it'll scare away pokémons)
59. Start growing a cherry tree on your head... (it will also keep pokémons away)
60. Grow a bamboo forest on your back... ( it won't keep the pokémons away... but you'll look incredibly stylish)
61. Grow a beard... This may take a couple of years if you're a girl...
62. Grow anything connected to your teacher and that hairy thing you have under your bed.
63. Feed the closet monster... Poor thing... modern children doesn't hide in closets, they'll rather just jump out the window and pretend that they can fly... Another bad thing that's the Pokmons fault.
64. Blame pokemons for the disagreements in the middle easts.
65. Use simple gentle words when you talk to people, talk slowly... like you would if you talked to a baby. Some people actually likes to be talked to liked that...
66. <.< ask silly questions about silly numbers
67. -.- isn't this list done soon? I'm falling in and out of hybernation here...
68. zzzZZZZzzzZZzZ!!!!
69. zzZzzZNoRCzZZzz... *phew*
70. LAL... Laugh at llama:
71. Just sit down and think about other people for a minute... it will leave you thinking for the whole day (only recomended on sundays)
72. <- use every chance you have to do a victory dance... you'll never know when you make a progress inless you celebrate and welcome it...
73. Have a solo party...
74. Just do something okay! I'm starting to get sick of you guys... alsway chattering about believing you'reso much better than everyone else... well... I hate people who hate people just becasue they're different then them.
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75. I could've done so much more interestings rigth now... You better give me three good reasons yo why I'm writing all of this... And they better be good... >.< or else you won't get the rest of the list >:U shoooosh! You probably won't read the entire journal anywayz

Oh god... I'm so totally wasted

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NOt!!! Well then... where shall we start? ?


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of course

76: Try to put at least 14 pairs of socks on yar feet... no ._. yar hands and ears ARE not yar feet...
77. O_o Oh my... I really don't know I was so high on getting to write down on this one again... but now I'm like totally blank
78. lay an egg on yar best friends head... you are allowed to laugh at him/her afterwards of course...
79. Eat a vegetarian
80. Try not to think about penguins
81. Use your secret mind power
82. Scratch yourself ( D: you know you need it )
83. Invent a wierd twitch ... :lol and go shopping
84. Fry yar granma! Oh yeah! she's hot!
85. Anal Probe Weeeeeeeee =====-'
86. Stare at the back of someones head until they turn around D: this iz creepy 'no!
87. Imaging you're a pretty horsie, and go for a wonderfull speed run across yar livin' room
88. Wax the ceiling! It iz like so fun, like. And like... soooo entertaining! So not last year
89. Boil yar ICE CREAM!!! YEAH! that'z sooo fun!
90. ._. what's up everybody please make some noise
91. >.< You really think that I'll make this everlong list just so that you can jump all the way down and reply! Without reading? well... to prove that you've read this one, put down the first letters of the four previous points... <.< yesh :B they make the strange word WBWY! omigosh! That's the same name my dog had a couple of years ago... the only thing iz... that... -._.- I've never had no dog D:
92. Find a witch
93. Burn her
94. Donate yar bro' to science
95. Change yar name... DAILY
96. Give your cat a suntan... in the microwave
97. *sob sob* poor lil' kitteh! How could yah YOU MONSTAH!
98. Omigosh I'm almost finnished D: I need to make the two last ones memorable !!!!

.:THIS IS IMPORTANT:.

99. Go to the cemetary and verbaly abuse dead people! Omigosh! I so pwn you!!
100. OMIGOSH! I DID IIIIIIT!
NOW... if you read this entire list... you're allowed to comment I iz innocent!

so numbah 100 iz.
REPLY TO THIS FREAKIN' JOURNAL RIGHT NAO


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Thank ye